So many holidays and only 24 hours to celebrate them. See today’s holiday haikus below:

World Fair Trade Day?

So, so confusing …

second Saturday of May

or May seventh, eh?

National Fitness Day

Most fit president?

Teddy Roosevelt, they say.

Do some push-ups NOW!

Free Comic Book Day

DC, Marvel and …

provide free comics today.

Tell us what you get.

NOTE: Tomorrow is Mother’s Day, Coconut Cream Pie Day and Have a Coke Day. Will you celebrate them simultaneously?